Creature Cocks Jurassic Cock Silicone Dildo

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So, if we've learned anything from Hollywood, it's that you should never mess around with dinosaur DNA, even with Goldblum around. However! You should definitely mess around with Creature Cock's Jurassic Cock Dildo!

Sleek and stimulating from its (soft) pointy smooth tip to the butt, 'taint or clit-teasing tail, this paleolithic penetrator features tons of texture and a squishy, squeezable, extra-flexible feel that'll bend and move as you need it to.

Control-wise, you can hold your Jurassic or have a partner do the honors.

The pure, hypoallergenic silicone Jurassic is body-safe and easy to clean and care for. Wash it with soapy water or a favorite toy care fluid/foam before and after. Feel free to use any water-based lube you love with your Creature Cock, but please keep it away from silicone-based lubes and other silicone toys/products.